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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: John Messbauer who wrote (5088)3/29/1998 8:09:00 PM
From: bob  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was
smoking a cigarette.
It started to rain, so the old lady reached into
her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it
over her cigarette and continued to smoke.
Sort of a raincoat for her cigarette.

Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! What
is it that you put over your cigarette?"

The other old lady said, "It's a condom."

"A condom? Where do you get those?"

The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could
purchase condoms at the pharmacy.
When the two old ladies arrived downtown,
the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy
and asked
the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes,
but looked a little surprised that this old lady was interested
in condoms, but he asked her, "What size do you want?"

The old lady thought for a minute and then said, "One that
will fit a
Camel!"
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