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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: bob who wrote (5153)3/29/1998 8:54:00 PM
From: John Messbauer  Read Replies (3) of 62549
 
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decides toreplace the missing ball with an onion.

Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup.

"How's your sex life?" the doctor asked.

Pretty good," the man said, to the doctor's relief. But then headded, "I've had some strange side effects."

"What's that that?" the doctors asked anxiously.

"Well, every time I piss my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hamburger stand I get a hard-on".
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