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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: John Messbauer who wrote (5154)3/30/1998 10:37:00 AM
From: bob  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
A man and his newlywed check into a mountain resort by a
lake.
The desk clerk notices the "Just Married" sign still on the
car.
As soon as the man gets the luggage out of the car, he hops
in a
boat to go fishing.

He is out all day, comes back for a quick supper, picks up
his
lantern and goes back out at night. This goes on for a
couple
of days when the man happens to stop by the desk. The clerk
starts
a conversation with the man and mentions his behavior:

"I know it's none of my business,... but I was wondering why
you
weren't having sex with your new wife."

"Oh, I couldn't do that; she has gonorrhea."

"Well, what about anal sex?"

"Couldn't do that; she has diarrhea."

"There is always oral sex."

"Nope, she has pyorhea."

"Wait a second. If she has gonorrhea, diarrhea, and
pyorhea,
why did you marry her?"

"That's easy. She also has worms, and I love to fish!"
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