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To: John Messbauer who wrote (5154)	3/30/1998 5:09:00 PM
From: bob	Read Replies (1) of 62549

Are you feeling old? If not, consider this: * The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1980. * They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan era. * They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged. * Black Monday 1987 is as significant to them as the Great Depression. * Their world has always included AIDS. * Atari predates them, as do vinyl albums and cassette audiotapes; they may have heard of an 8-track, but probably never actually seen (or heard) one. * The digital Disc was presented to Wall street when they were 1 year old. * From their earliest years, a camera was something you used once and threw away. * As far as they know, stamps have always cost about 3 cents. * Few, if any, have lived without an answering machine. * Few have used a TV set with only 13 channels. * Some use the word "clickers" for "remote control", yet they do not know why they say it. * They were born the year that The Walkman was introduced by Sony. * The expression "you sound like a broken record" means nothing to them

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