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To: Prasanna L Soni who wrote (99)	10/27/1996 12:18:00 PM
From: Prasanna L Soni	of 62562

Some definitions from Texas Medical schools: Barium: What you do when the patient dies. Urine: Opposite of "You're out!" Cauterize: Made eye contact with her. D&C: Where Washington is. Ova: Finished; done with. Sperm: to reject; look away from. Dilate: to live a long time. Enema: opposite of a friend. Node: was aware of. White Count: number of caucasians. Hernia: pertaining to a female's knees. Fibrillate: to tell a small lie. Bunion: Paul's surname. Genital: non-Jew. Sacrum: holy. Coronary: domesticated yellow bird. Outpatient: person who has fainted Pap smear: to slander your father Pelvis: the evil twin of Elvis Rectum: dang near killed him Seizure: Roman Emperor Cat Scan: when the Secret Service looks for Socks

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