The following Letter of Recommendation was recently used for a job application.
Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be sent away as soon as possible.
Project Leader
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... shortly after receiving the above letter I received the following memo ..
That stupid idiot, Bob Smith, was reading over my shoulder when I wrote you earlier today.
Kindly read every other line (i.e., 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 ... ) for my true assessment of Bob.
Regards,
Project Leader |