A blond girl was applying for a part time job.
During the interview, she was asked: "What was your last position ?"
Without hesitation, she replied, "Missionary."
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Joey's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls."
The Mother wrote back the next day,
"If you find a solution, please advise.I have the same problem with his Father
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A 13 year old was watching a movie on cable TV.A man ripped off a woman's blouse and said, "I want what I want when I want it !"
The boy, turned on by the scene and the love-making which followed, finished watching the movie, & decided to try what he had just witnessed on the girl next door, a classmate.
He went over to her house, found that her parents weren't home from work yet, and ripped off her blouse; then said, "I want what I want when I want it !" The girl stared at him and cooly replied,
"You'll get what I got when I get it !" |
