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To: Prasanna L Soni who wrote (103)	10/29/1996 4:29:00 AM
From: Jon Ruder	of 62562

3 Wishes (for you pet owners) An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when all of a sudden a fairy godmother appears in front of her and grants her 3 wishes. "well now" says the old lady, "I guess i would like to be really rich" **poof* her rocking chair turns to solid gold. "and gee, I guess I wouldnt mind being a young, beautiful princess." *poof* she turns into a beautiful young woman. "your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the womans cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "ooh can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks. **poof** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possible imagine. she stares at him, smitten. with a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and wispers in her ear: " bet you're sorry you had me neutered"

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