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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: cheese who wrote (5217)4/7/1998 7:13:00 AM
From: long-gone  Read Replies (2) of 62552
 
Hope this one was not posted before,but as a Texan living in Colorado,
I understand:
>A Californian, a Coloradan, and an Texan, attending a convention
>in a little town just outside Las Vegas, were standing in a seedy
>bar enjoying a few drinks.
>
>The Californian grabbed his wine spritzer, knocked it back in one
>gulp, then he threw the glass against the back wall, smashing it
>to pieces. He told the other startled drinkers that the standard
>of living was so high in California that they never drank out of
>the same glass twice.
>
>Next the Texan finished drinking his Marguerita, and threw HIS
>glass against the back wall. He loudly proclaimed that in Texas
>not only were they all rich from oil, but they had so much sand
>that glass was cheap and he too never drank out of the same glass
>twice.
>
>Next the Coloradan drank his beer, drew a revolver, and shot the
>Californian and the Texan. As he was returning the gun to his
>holster, he told the wide-eyed bartender that in Colorado they
>had so many Texans and Californians that they never had to drink
>with the same ones twice.
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