Funny Comebacks
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>This has no resemblance to anyone...at all...
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>>>> > >> Women's snappy comebacks to pickup lines...
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >> Man: "Haven't we met before?"
>>>> > >> Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >> Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
>>>> > >> Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >> Man: "Is this seat empty?"
>>>> > >> Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >> Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
>>>> > >> Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >> Man: "Your place or mine?"
>>>> > >> Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >> Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
>>>> > >> Woman: "It's in the phone book."
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >> Man: "But I don't know your name."
>>>> > >> Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >> Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
>>>> > >> Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >> Man: "What sign were you born under?"
>>>> > >> Woman: "No Parking."
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >> Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
>>>> > >> Woman: "Do not Enter"
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >> Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
>>>> > >> Woman: "Unfertilized!"
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >> Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same
>>>> > >>> reason"
>>>> > >> Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >> Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
>>>> > >> Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >> Man: "I know how to please a woman."
>>>> > >> Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >> Man: "I want to give myself to you."
>>>> > >> Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >> Man: "I can tell that you want me."
>>>> > >> Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >> Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
>>>> > >> Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die
>>laughing."
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>>>> > >>
>>>> > >> Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
>>>> > >> Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >> Man: "Your body is like a temple."
>>>> > >> Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >> Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
>>>> > >> Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >> Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
>>>> > >> Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there? |
