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To: S K who wrote (5224)4/8/1998 1:34:00 AM
From: bob  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Deductive logic

Neighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a nice day
to be
moving"

New Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem
extremely
friendly"

Neighbor 1: "So what is it you do for a living?"

New Neighbor: "I am a professor at the University, I teach
deductive
reasoning"

Neighbor 1: "Deductive reasoning, what is that?

"New Neighbor: "Let me give you an example. I see you have
a dog
house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog."

Neighbor 1: "That is right"

New Neighbor: "The fact that you have a dog, leads me to
deduce that
you have a family.

Neighbor 1: "Right again"

New Neighbor: "Since you have a family I deduce that you
have a wife"

Neighbor 1: "Correct"

New Neighbor: "And since you have a wife, I can deduce that
you are
heterosexual"

Neighbor 1: "Yup"

New Neighbor: "That is deductive reasoning"

Neighbor 1: "Cool"

Later that same day...

Neighbor 1: "Hey, I was talking to that new guy who moved
in next door"

Neighbor 2: "Is he a nice guy?"

Neighbor 1: "Yes, and he has an interesting job"

Neighbor 2: "Oh, yeah what does he do?"

Neighbor 1: "He is a professor of deductive reasoning at
the
University"

Neighbor 2: "Deductive reasoning, what is that"

Neighbor 1: "Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog
house?"

Neighbor 2: "No"

Neighbor 1: "Fag."
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