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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: John Messbauer who wrote (5254)4/9/1998 11:44:00 AM
From: bob  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
ist of virus jokes:

ELVIS VIRUS: your computer gets fat, slow & lazy, then
self-destructs,
only to resurface at shopping malls & service stations
across America

ADAM & EVE VIRUS: takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple

AIRLINE LUGGAGE VIRUS: you're in Dallas, but your data is
in Singapore

PBS VIRUS: Your program stops every few minutes to ask for
money

PAUL REVERE VIRUS: This revolutionary virus does not horse
around. It
warns you of impending hard disk attack.Once if by LAN/
twice of by C:/

HILARY CLINTON VIRUS: Files disappear, only to reappear
mysteriously a
year later, in another directory

O.J.SIMPSON VIRUS: You know it's guilty of trashing your
system but you
just can't prove it

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks
to 80MB &
then slowly expands back to 200 MB

AT&T VIRUS: Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service
you're
getting

MCI VIRUS: Every 3 minutes it tells you you're paying too
much for the
AT&T virus

TED TURNER VIRUS: Colorizes your monochrome monitor

MARIO CUOMO VIRUS: It would be a great virus, but it
refuses to run

GALLUP VIRUS: 60% of the PCs infected will lose 30% of
their data 14% of
the time (plus or minus a 3.5 % margin of error)

DAN QUAYLE VIRUS: Their is sumthin rong with your komputer
but you can't
figyour outt watt

HEALTH CARE VIRUS: tests your system for the day, finds
nothing wrong &
sends you a bill for $4,500
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