Priest, Moslem holy man, Rabbi.
Sorry about #88. The really dumb ones are the ones I remember. The good ones are harder to recall.
This very rich man was on his deathbed and was very distraught about losing all of his money. Now this man, wanting to be rich when he 'crossed over' called in a priest, a Moslum holy man, and a rabbi and gave them each a million dollars to put into his casket when he died.
The day came when the rich man passed away. All three holy men came to the funeral and each in turn placed a bag in the casket and said a small prayer. The casket was then closed, lowered into the gravesite, and buried.
After the funeral, the priest, the rabbi, and the Moslem holy man were talking.
The priest said, "I must confess, I took out $2000 for myself before I put the bag in with him."
The Moslem holy man said, "Yes, I know what you mean. I took out $1500. Even if he does get it on the other side, he will never miss that much."
The rabbi said, "Well, I personally didn't take out any. I put the entire amount in the bag...my own personal check for $1,000,000." |
