Janice,
Mercy, yes! And have you ever looked inside of one of THEIR ice boxes?! There's usually umpteen cartons of Chinese takeout, of varying ages, many growing penicillin, about seven nearly empty bottles of salad dressing, an assortment of strange and weird condiments that I'VE never seen the likes of in ANY supermarket, some beer, and various unidentifiable blobs of unwrapped blobs of what may have once been foodstuffs.
With regard to laundry, they all seem to have this natural aversion to doing laundry. The bloom of romance pales considerably as you come to realize that your main attraction may not be your great beauty or your warm and winning personality, but your washer and dryer and lots of spare hangers. They gaze at you in the utter amazement that would be reserved for the sighting of a space alien, as you separate the whites from the coloreds and the towels from the shirts and socks. It is, without doubt, a totally foreign concept to the poor dears.
Holly |
