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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: bob who wrote (5260)4/11/1998 8:59:00 AM
From: John Messbauer  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
The famous Greek ship owner, Ori Oristotle was having a house built on a large piece of land in Greece. he said to the architect, "Dont disturb that tree over there because directly under that tree is where I had my first sex. How sentimental, Mr Oristotle," the architect said. "Right under that tree."
"Yes," continued Ori Oristotle, "And dont touch that tree over there either. Because that's where her mother stood watching while I was
having my first sex." "Her mother just stood there while you were fucking her daughter?" the architect asked."Yes," said the Greek ship owner.
"But, Mr Oristotle, what did her mother say? "Baaaa"
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What do you call sheep being sent from the Persian Gulf to New Zealand

" WAR BRIDES"
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My wife treats me like a god. She feeds me burnt offerings every day.
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Picture a woman, mouth closed, cheeks bulging, uttering a muffled
"mmm-mm-mmm" as if trying to speak.

Q: What is this? A: Monica Lewinsky withholding evidence.
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