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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Shawn M. Downey who wrote (5281)	4/13/1998 9:51:00 PM
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A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. When he opened the bottle a genie appeared. The genie said, "I am so grateful to get out of that bottle that I will grant you one wish." The man thought for a while and said, "Gee ... I've always wanted to go to Hawaii. I've never been able to because I won't fly. Airplanes are much too frightening for me. On a boat, I see all that water and I become very claustrophobic. So my wish is for a road to be built from here to Hawaii." The genie thought for a while and said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved. Consider all the pilings needed to hold up a highway and how deep they would have to go to reach the bottom of the ocean. Imagine all the pavement needed. No, that is just too much to ask." The man thought for a few minutes and then told the genie, "There is one other thing I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh, what makes them cry, why they are so temperamental, why they are so difficult to get along with. Basically, what makes them tick." The genie considered briefly and said, "So ... do you want two lanes or four?"

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