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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: SER who wrote (5282)4/14/1998 11:09:00 AM
From: Wick  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
Little Johnny, Billy and Tommy were walking home from school one
warm spring day. As they were cutting through the neighbors'
backyards, they happened to look through a hole in the fence of one
of the yards where a woman was sunbathing in the nude.

As they looked through the hole, Johnny suddenly started to scream,
left his friends and took off running for home.

The next day, as the three boys came home again, they found the same
hole in the fence and started to watch the woman. Again, after just
a few minutes, Johnny started screaming and ran off quickly.

On the third day, the boys were peeping into the hole in the fence
again after school, when Johnny turned around and started to run
again. But this time, Bill and Tommy grabbed him and demanded to
know what was wrong.

Johnny replied, "My mother told me that if I ever looked at a naked
woman, I would turn to stone....

And I started to feel a part of me getting awfully hard........
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