This is probably rated PG-14
Guy goes to Vegas, wins a ton of cash and gets horny as hell. He finds a prostitute and asks, "How much for a blow-job?"
To this the prostitute responds, "$15,000."
The guy says, "What?!? No blow-job is worth $15,000!"
The prostitute says, "Mine are. Do you see all those casinos down the strip?"
Guy responds, "Yeah, what about them?"
Prostitute says, "I own every single one, paid for them by giving my blow jobs."
Guy says, "Well, if that's true, I have got to try this." So he hands her the 15K and she does her thing.
"Wow! That was the best blow-job I have ever gotten! It was worth every penny. I have to apologize, your were right, you are worth $15,000. Now I want to have sex with you."
Prostitute says, "See all those hotels down the strip?"
Guy says, "Don't tell me you own all of those too!"
Prostitute says, "I would...if I had a pussy."
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