<<Here's a good joke - 4 more years of Bill Clinton in the White House!>>
Yeah, but unfortunately, the joke is on us!
Guy picks up a girl and they go to her place.
As the two are getting ready to hit the sack, he takes off his shoes and she notices that his feet are all disfigured. She asks, "What happended to your feet?"
"Toelio," he replies. To which she says, "I think you mean Polio." He says, "No, it's Toelio, a very rare childhood disease that effects the feet."
Next he removes his pants. "Oh my gosh! What happened to your knees?" He replies, "Kneesals." She questions, "Don't you mean measals?" "No, kneesals, I got it in the Army."
Finally, he removes his underpants to which she exclaims, "Let me guess...Small Cox?"
A great weekend to all! Keep the jokes coming!!! |
