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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Anthony Graham Poyser who wrote (5304)4/16/1998 9:02:00 PM
From: John Messbauer  Read Replies (5) of 62549
 
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity;
looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the
wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts. Finally his
exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the
blasted ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the
clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Forget it, man-you don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of
hitting her from here!"
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