Fow this joke you need youw vewy vewy best Ewma Fudd voice (heh, heh, heh, heh, heh)
Elmer Fudd (millionaire: he owns a mansion and a yatcht) is out shopping for a race horse. He goes to a stable and finds the trainer. He tells the trainer, "I want to buy a wace howse." So the trainer shows him a horse. "Vewy vewy nice, I am most impwessed," Elmer says. "May I see its eyes?" So the trainer picks up Elmer and shows him the eyes. "Beautifuw!" says Elmer, "May I peew into its eaws?" The trainer again picks up Elmer and shows him the ears. "Wow, what an animaw!" Elmer exclaims. "Pwease wet me see its wawk." With that the trainer parades the horse around. "Simpwy magnificant!" Elmer replies. "One wast wequest, pwease wet me see its twat." Now the trainer is really pissed so he again picks up Elmer, shoves him hip deep into the horse's vagina, waits a minute and pulls him out. Elmer responds, "Bweaftaking! But wet me weefwase dat, can I see it gawwop?" |
