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To: Robert Lawkins who wrote (154)	11/2/1996 1:31:00 AM
From: bob conklin	of 62562

Here's an oldy sure to offend: Farmer loses his entire crop of wheat to drought. Disappointed but not defeated, next year he plants corn only to have tornado rip it all off just before harvest. Now he's really desparate. Nothing left but a few bushels of peaches from the orchard to sell to get seed money for next year. He goes into town selling door to door. First house, beautiful women in a slinky teddy opens the door and invites him in. He offers her a delicious peach. She says "I have two very nice ones of my own" as she lowers her top revealing herself. The farmer turns away, refusing to look and continues to try to sell his peaches. She then drops her entire gown, offering herself to the farmer. He stares and stutters but stays away. She is perplexed and asks "What's the matter, don't you like what you see?" The farmer says, "You are a goddess but I must go" She asks why, and he says, "Well, first the drought ruined my wheat crop, then the tornado destroyed the corn crop, and now, I'm about to get screwed out of my peaches".

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