"A Boy and His Frog"
A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out
to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a
beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog
and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and
turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with
you for one week." The boy took the frog out of his
pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me
back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING
you want." Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it
and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told
you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you
for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss
me?"
The boy said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time
for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool." |
