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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Robert Lawkins who wrote (186)11/4/1996 2:02:00 PM
From: Prasanna L Soni   of 62578
 
There was a man who owned a convenience store and he had two employees, named Jack and Jill. Times were tough, and the store owner faced a terrible decision: he was going to have to lay off one of his workers. He called Jill into his office first: "Jill, we're having a rough go of it right now, so I have to make a decision to cut costs. I'm either going to have to lay you or Jack off."

Without missing a beat, Jill replied, "Well, you're just gonna have to jack off, because I'm not feeling too good today."
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