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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Jams who wrote (122)	11/4/1996 5:18:00 PM
From: Nick I. Porreco	of 62579

First of all let me say that I do not appologize for my jokes since they are put out for other peoples humor, with my best of intensions and if taken otherwise it's someone looking for the half full glass, and taking it in a way it was not meant. ICE CREAM ANYONE? There was a little 3rd grader named Billy who was asked a question by his teacher one day. His teacher asked Billy if there were 3 birds sitting on a wire and someone shoots one bird off the wire how many birds would be left sitting on the wire. Billy responded none. The noise from the gun will scare them all off. WRONG ANSWER, the Teacher replied, there would be 2 left, but I Like The Way You Think. Billy said I would like to ask you a question teacher. If there are three women eating an ice-cream cone. One is biting it, one is licking it, and one is sucking it how can you tell which one is married. The one sucking it she replied. WRONG ANSWER, Billy responded, it is the woman who is wearing a wedding ring, but I Like The Way You Think.

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