Four nuns are tooling around a mountain bend in a Volkswagen,
when, SMACK, they are leveled by a semi. Arriving at the pearly
gates is St. Peter. he says to the first nun, "Sister, this shouldn't take
long at all, but is there anything you've done to confess? She said,"
Well, this one time, I did touch our gardeners penis with this
finger". St.Peter smiled ruefully and said, " Go ahead and wash
your finger in that holy water fountain and go in". Same discussion
with second nun, and she says " Well, you know the gardener, I
actually handled his penis for some time with my hand. "That's
more serious, said Peter sternly, but wash your hand thoroughly
and go ahead in. Peter was about to address the third nun when
number four brushed by her saying, " Out of the way Mary
Margaret. If you think I'm going to gargle that water after you've
washed your ass in it, you're out of your mind!" |
