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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: BKS who wrote ()11/6/1996 12:07:00 PM
From: BKS   of 62547
 
One day Stalin was giving Mao Tse-tung instruction on practical communism.
"Comrade", he said, "how would you make a cat eat pepper."
"There are two ways", said Mao, "I could force it down him OR I could stuff a fish with the pepper and give the fish to the cat."
"Wrong", replied Stalin. "It's not compatible with our ideology. The first method is coercion, the second is deception. You know we never coerce or deceive the people."
"Then how would you do it", asked the confused Mao.
"I would rub the pepper in the cat's tail. When its tail starts to hurt, the cat would run around and lick its tail, thus eating the pepper voluntarily."
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