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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: BKS who wrote (221)11/6/1996 1:53:00 PM
From: Allan Van Wagner   of 62547
 
A cruise ship sinks off the coast of a deserted island. Bill grabs a life preserver and rescues the only other surviver. To his amazement the female surviver is Heather Locklear. Together they swim to the deserted island. After taking care of the essentials over the next couple of weeks they realize their hopes of being rescued are very slim. Both Bill & Heather are getting horny at this point so naturally they wind up sleeping with each other.

The next morning Heather wakes up to find Bill in a somber mood.
"Why do you look so down?" she asks Bill.

He brushes her off with no explanation.

"Come on, you can tell me. We are the only two people here and may not see another human being for years. We just had a great night of sex and now you seem down"

Again he brushes her off still looking depressed.

"I'll do anything, just tell me why you are so down"

Bill says "You'll do anything?". "Anything" she responds.

To this Bill asks Heather to put on his shirt & tie. She complies with no questions.

"Could you put on my pants and shoes?" he asks. Again she complies.

Bill then asks "Do you mind if I call you Charlie?".

She thinks this odd but says "Sure, call me Charlie"

To this Bill says "Charlie, You will never believe who I slept with last night"
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