Guys, the macarena craze is long gone but the legacy lives on. Here's
>Masterbata version of that body twisting song. See ya!!!
>
>>>(sung to the tune of "Macarena")
>>>
>>>Sitting in my room, and I know that I'm alona,
>>>Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona.
>>>Go and grab a Penthouse its the one with Sharon Stona.
>>>Hey Masturbata!!
>>>I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nicea,
>>>Once ain't enough so I have to do it twicea.
>>>If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea.
>>>Hey Masturbata!!
>>>I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina,
>>>Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana.
>>>Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its a beena
>>>Hey Masturbata!!
>>>When i do it i dont bother about exama
>>>Heat transfer ,mass transfer everything is sama
>>>Once i finish i collapse and say ' Oh Amma Amma in my rooma
>>>Hey Masterbata!!
>>>I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta,
>>>One hand on the wheel and the other's on my meata.
>>>I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the seata.
>>>Hey Masturbata!
>>>Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbata,
>>>choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata.
>>>I've looked at Ms. November now I'n gonna decorate her.
>>>Hey Masturbater!
>>>Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacona,
>>>Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm makinga.
>>>Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achinga.
>>>Hey Masturbata! |
