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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Rich Dee who wrote (5400)4/29/1998 9:20:00 AM
From: S K  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
>> > A masked man walks into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman
>> behind the counter and shouts, "open the safe!"
>> > "But this is not a real bank!" the woman replies "it's a *sperm* bank."
>> > "Open the safe or I'll shoot!" the man shouts.
>> > The woman, now terrified, opens the safe.
>> > "Now take one of the bottles and drink it.", he says.
>> > "But sir, these are sperm samples!" the woman replies..
>> > "Just drink it or I'll shoot!"
>> > The woman opens the bottle and drinks the lot. "Now take another bottle and drink it."
>> > "But sir, I just drank one!"
>> > "Drink another one or I'll shoot you!"
>> > The woman has no alternative and drinks a second bottle.
>> > When she has emptied it the man now takes off his mask and the woman is surprised to see the robber is her husband.
>> > "Now you see, Honey", he says, "it isn't so difficult, is it?"
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