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To: Prasanna L Soni who wrote (226)	11/7/1996 6:48:00 AM
From: Jim Lurgio	of 62543

Sent to me by a friend who moved up north. MY DIARY Aug. 12. Moved to our new home in Michigan. Its so beautiful here. The country is so majestic. Can hardly wait to see the beauty of snow on the landscape . Oct. 14 . Michigan is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the country and saw deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animal on earth. This must be paradise , I love it here. Nov. 11. Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon , I love it here. Dec. 2 . It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white . It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the drive. We had a snowball fight and I won, then the snow plow came by and we had to shovel the drive again. What a beautiful place I Love Michigan. Dec. 12. More snow last night . I love it. The snow plow did his thing again to the drive. I love it here. DEC 19. More snow again last night. Couldn't get out of the drive to go to work. I am exhausted from shoveling. Fucking snow plow. DEC 22. More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snow plow hides and waits till I'm done shoveling and then comes by . Asshole! DEC 25. Merry Fucking Christmas. More fucking snow. If I ever get my hands on that son- of- a bitch who drives the snow plow , I swear I'll kill the bastard. I don't no why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt this fucking snow. Dec. 27. More white shit last night. Been trapped inside except for shoveling drive after ass hole plows us in every time. Can't go any where, cars stuck in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says to expect another 10 inches of the shit again tonight. Dec. 28. The fucking weatherman was wrong . We got 34 inches of that white shit this time. At this rate it wont melt until summertime. The snow plow got stuck down the road and that bastard came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him I broke six shovels doing my drive I broke the last one over his fucking head. Jan 4. Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and hit a fucking deer on the way back. Did over $3000.00 dollars damage to the car. Those ugly fucking beasts should be slaughtered. I wish the hunters would have wiped them all out last November. May 3. Took the car to the garage in town . Its all rusted out from the fucking salt on the roads. I'm moving out of this fucking hell hole and going to Flordia.

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