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To: Rich Dee who wrote (5400)	4/30/1998 2:37:00 PM
From: S K	Read Replies (1) of 62549

Q: What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A: They can both smell it but can't eat it. Q: How is a woman like a condom ? A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. Q: What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken? A: By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to pop your bone in. Q: How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike ? A: They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly ? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Q: What's brown and often found in children's underpants ? A: Michael Jackson's hand. Q: Why do women have two sets of lips ? A: So they can piss and moan at the same time. Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore ? A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you. Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? A: Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist ? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend ? A: Wiped his ass. Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead ? A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party ? A: The cake jumps out of the girl. Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good ? A: Put a nipple on it. Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex ? A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak. Q: How is pubic hair like parsley ? A: You push it to the side before you start eating.

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