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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (5434)4/30/1998 5:01:00 PM
From: Jim Craig  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
Once upon a time, there lived a chicken and a horse. They were best friends and always hung out together in Farmer Bill's fields.

One day as they were walking through a field, the horse got stuck in a deep mud bog and could not get out. After discussing the horse's predicament, it was decided that the chicken would go back to Bill's farm-stead, pick up the farmer's Mercedes and use it to pull out the horse. Of course, the plan worked magnificently and the horse was saved.

A week or two later, the pair were again out walking in the field but this time the chicken became stuck in the mud. Remembering the time she was stuck, the chicken told the horse to go get the Mercedes.

But the horse instead straddled over the chicken, let down his shlong and told the chicken to hold on. Of course, the horse's plan worked magnificently and the chicken was saved.

The moral of this story . . .
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If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
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