Religious farmer joke, really ancient:
Kind and gentle God loving farmer, Ralph, lovingly tends the wheat fields. The crops grow nicely under God's warm sun, and everynight he thanks God for the bounty of the rich soil he tends. Then comes a drought that wipes out his entire crop. Upset but trusting, he prays to God to see what to do next. He gets the message to take what little he has left and plant corn next year, keep trying. He does and the corn springs forth and he is grateful that God is with him. Then a tornado comes along and tears up his corn. Once again, he soulfully prays to God to ask what his desire is, but by now, he's getting quite worried, but still knows God will see to all. He is to plant soybeans next year. He does this, they prosper, but along comes a 100 year infestation of soybean bugs that wipes out his crop. Beaten, defeated and crying, he prays to God for the meaning of what has happened to him. Just then, the skies grow dark, he hears a tremendous thunderclap, and a booming voice rolls from the clouds and says "Well, Ralph, there's just something about you that pisses me off!" |
