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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: bob conklin who wrote (232)11/8/1996 1:14:00 PM
From: DavidD   of 62543
 
> Interesting BUMPER STICKERS:
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>
> I love animals, they taste great.
>
> EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
>
> "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
>
> "Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
>
> I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
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> The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
>
> Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
>
> He who laughs last thinks slowest!
>
> Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
>
> A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
>
> Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
>
> Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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> I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
>
> Assassins do it from behind.
>
> Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be
> happy.
>
> Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
>
> I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
>
> Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
>
> Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
>
> Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
>
> We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
>
> All generalizations are false, including this one.
>
> "Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
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