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To: PaperProphet who wrote (285)	11/10/1996 11:07:00 PM
From: Buzz Mills	of 62592

A few lawyer jokes: Why don't snakes bite attorneys? Professional courtesy. Life is filled with hard decisions. For example...you are driving home from work, and as you cross the bridge, you see an IRS Auditor and a Lawyer in a terrible traffic accident. Both cars are ablaze, and you would only have time to rescue one of them. What do you do... go home and watch Cosby, or the Simpsons? Why does New York have so many lawyers and New Jersey have so many toxic waste dumps? New Jersey got first choice. A man went to a lawyer for a defense after he had been caught embezzling millions from his employer. He was concerned about going to jail, but was told by the attorney, 'Don't worry--you'll never go to jail with all that money.' The lawyer was right. When the man went to prison, he didn't have a dime. What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 60?? "Your Honor." Do you know how to save a thousand drowning lawyers? No. Good!

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