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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Nick I. Porreco who wrote (192)11/11/1996 3:15:00 AM
From: warren coates   of 62592
 
To: Nick Purreco
From: Warren C.

Like a Billy or Johnny joke this is a Pierre one. (Use a french accent if you can). One day at school the teacher was asking the children to use the word Ozanol? in asentence. Little Kim put up her hand and replied "one day I was riding my bike & slipped on some gravel and tore up my knee. It was bleeding and really hurt so my Mommy cleaned it & applied some Ozanol & a bandage & it was better in no time."

The next 3 kids had similar kind of stories. Then little Pierre who just moved from Chibougamau,PC put up his hand. And he said.

"Me & my Daddy, when we lived in Chibougamau were watching a hockey game between the Big Bad old Boston Bruins and the Montreal Canadians one day. It was a very good game. They skated up & down,& up & down the ice checking and hitting and scoring. At the end of the 3rd period it was tied 3-3 and went into overtime. In overtime Guy LaFleur gets the puck behind the Canadian net and races up the boards dodging and weaving and he crosses the blue line and was coming into shoot the puck when my Momma came into the room and started vacumming. My Daddy turned to my Momma and said if you you don't shut that thing off right now I will shove it up your butt "Hose An All"".
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