OFF TOPIC DRRISK, my fine feathered friend! Referring to my past exploits is rude, and you have cut me to the quick and caused untold mental anguish with your barbed tongue and rapier-like wit. Oh, the horror! Again, your information is spotty yet poorly thought out, and leads to incorrect conclusions. I was detained in Jill Jail for 10 hours as a precautionary measure and released upon the official investigation finding no wrong-doing on my part. You obviously wish to engage Mr. Mighty Chicken in mental fisticuffs. The Mighty Fowl floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee, to coin a phrase, and requires actual linguistic prowess and at least average intelligence before signing with a rookie. It is with a heavy claw, nay, a heavy drumstick, that I must graciously decline your less than amicable offer. You just don't measure up, as we say in Hollywood. You post nothing of substance upon which I may battle you; no bathroom humor, no atrocious grammar and spelling, no substantive name calling. Your voice is like the wind, crying not "Mary" or "Mariah", but only "moron". I must, alas, bid you "adieu", or "via con barbacoa" in Spanish, or as we say on my native planet, "Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk, you bawk bawk."
P.S. Your vague reference to my close friend and associate Cousin Shorty is timely. He will accept any half-thought-out retorts. Please eschew obfuscation. Address him directly at:
parlorcity.com
P.P.S. While on this thread, please be civil and polite. Thanks in advance.
BAWK!! :> |
