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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: rudedog who wrote (5526)5/10/1998 11:33:00 PM
From: Sailor  Read Replies (1) of 62548
 
Yo Rudedog...

Same barnyard;

Big horsefly is flying around the barnyard and spies a pitchfork sticking in a pile of manure and settles down for a big meal. After gorging itself on the manure it attempts to fly away but find itself to full to fly.

After looking at the situation it decides to crawl up the pitchfork handle to gain some altitude before takeoff. The horseflies does and promptly falls and breaks his neck.

Moral of story: Don't fly off the handle when your full of shit!
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