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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: BKS who wrote ()11/12/1996 3:40:00 PM
From: Mark   of 62592
 
I think this is a new one on this thread.
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A woman with very hairy armpits walks into a crowded bar, and raises her arm high to get the bartender's attention. A drunk seeing this, yells to the bartender, "Get the ballerina a drink." She gets her drink and goes away.

A while later she returns and again raises her arm. Again, the drunk sees her and yells to the bartender, "Get the ballerina another drink." She gets her drink and again goes away.

The bartender asks the drunk how he knows she is a ballerina, when she is a stranger and had never been in the bar before. The drunk replies, "She's got to be a ballerina if she can lift her leg that high."
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