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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Mark who wrote (306)11/12/1996 7:14:00 PM
From: doug carder   of 62592
 
A golfer is out playing a round one cool fall day and hits one into the rough. So he starts his long painful search, all of sudden he spies something white in a bush amd reaches dpwn and pulls it up, and lo and behold he has a leprachaun by the foot.

Finally after much kicking and screaming (and in your best irish accent) the leprachaun says Aye and if you haven't caught me now, and I'll be grantin ya a wish for that.

So the golfer thinks for a minute then finally says

I want to be the best golfer in the state.

The leprachaun says; Aye and I can be grantin ya that wish but it's goin to affect yer sex life, the golfer thinks for a minute then finally says I can live with that. POOF he becomes the best golfer in the state playing in tournaments everywhere.

about a year later on another cool fall day he is at the same course practicing when just off of the fairway he hears pssst pssssst.
he walks over and sure enough there's the leprachaun: Aw begora and if it isn't himself and how's yer golf game.

the golfer was ecstatic; I just can't begin to tell you how much my life has improved, I'm the best golfer in the state and just can't wait to get up in the morning, thank you so much The leprachaun says; and for the second part of the question, How's yer sex life.

The golfer says; oh about 3 times a week.

the leprachaun goes, aye and that's a lot better than I thought it'd be.

Golfer says; especially for a priest in a small town with no car.
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