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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: John Messbauer who wrote (5528)5/13/1998 3:28:00 PM
From: Mr Bond  Read Replies (1) of 62547
 
> A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus
> down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a
> very talented octopus. He can play any instrument in the world.
> He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him, calling him an
> idiot etc...
> So he says that he will wager 500 dollars to anyone who has an
> instrument that the octopus can't play.
> A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus.
> The octopus starts playing better than Jimmi Hendrix, just
> rippin' it up. So the man pays his 500.
> Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the
> trumpet better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his 500.
> A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the
> octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a
> confused look. "Ha!", the man says, "can't you play it?".
> The octopus looks up at the man and says "Play it ?, I'm going
> to fuck it, as soon as I get its pyjamas off".
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