A breathtaking readhead walks into a sexual aids shop. She tells the man behind the counter, "I'm tired of all the usual dildos, vibrators and run of the mill sex toys. What do you have that is different?"
"I have this frog," the man replies. "This frog is the best pussy eater in the world. Take the frog home and place him between your open thighs and let him do his thing."
So the woman takes the frog home and does as instructed. The frog does nothing. So she calls the owner of the shop and asks what is up with the frog. "Did you shower and powder and perfume yourself? He likes it when you are clean and smell nice. Try that."
So she takes a shower, powders and perfumes herself and places the frog between her legs. Again, nothing.
She calls the shop and the owner says, "Try some soft music."
She does this and nothing happens. She calls the owner again and he says, "I'll be right over."
The owner shows up and asks, "Did you do everything I said to do?" To which the woman responds, "Yes, look I am showered and perfumed, and have soft music playing. See, he's not doing anything!
Finally, the store owner gets very upset with the frog, picks him up and yells at him, "Alright, now this is absolutely the last time I show you how to do this!" |
