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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Gary H who wrote (5594)5/20/1998 12:33:00 AM
From: Garfield  Read Replies (1) of 62552
 
After a wild freeway chase, the motorcycle cop waved the
speeding sports car over to the curb. When he walked up to
the drivers window, he was surprised to find a very
attractive redhead behind the wheel.
"Ma'am," he said, "I'm afraid we're going to have to
give you a breathalyzer test to see whether or not you've
been drinking."
The test was taken and as the office eyed the results,
he said: "Lady, you've had a couple of stiff ones."
"That's amazing!" the girl cried. "You mean it shows
that too!"
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