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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Craig Gantner who wrote (329)11/16/1996 9:28:00 AM
From: doug carder   of 62578
 
Well it finally happened Bill decided that he could no longer care for his aging father any longer and made the decision to put the old man in a nursing home. After much research he found the ideal home for his father. A few days after he put his father in the home and feeling very guilty he called his dad to see how he was doing. The old man was excited and said this is the best place in the world, thank you so much for letting me live here. Feeling extremely relieved Bill asked his dad what was so great, the old man replied that in the morning he had woken up with a woody and that when the nurse came in to check on him she saw his condition and gave him a blow job. The old man was was very happy and Bill was very relieved. Two days later Bill calls back to check on his dad hoping for some more good news, the old man was screaming get me out of here I can't take it anymore it's horrible here. So bill said what happened dad, the old man told him that 2 hours ago he had been walking in the hall and had fallen down and that one of the male attendants came over to help him up and that while he was being helped up the male attendant had butt f***ed him. Bill said well dad sometimes you have to take the good with the bad. The old man responded you don't understand I only get a woody once a year I fall down all the time.
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