In the after-world, Jesus and Satan are loudly disputing each other over who is the best computer programmer. The argument is loud enough that God intercedes and orders a contest.
Poof! Two fat heavily decked out desktop PC's appear and on the go signal, Jesus and Satan begin pounding the keyboards. Lines of code are streaming across the monitor screens in endless profusion and architectural symmetry. Disk drives begin smoking and Numlock key-lights flash eerily.
All at once a bolt of lightning flashes brightly with a loud accompanying BOOM and the power goes out and comes back on.
Satan is crushed. He wipes tears from his eyes, stammering, " I wwwwass...just about done,"
Jesus smiles, clicks on the Windows run icon. The PC logs onto the Heavenly T-3 intra-net connection, downloads 1600 megs of Gregorian chants from a monastery website in northern Spain, plays them in Dolby AC-3 stereo, while on the monitor are 3-D renderings in 2048 by 4096 pixels of the Sistine Chapel ceiling.
Satan is devastated.
God chuckles, points his finger at Satan and says, "Always remember... Jesus Saves."
In the after-world, Jesus and Satan are loudly disputing each other over who is the best computer programmer. The argument is loud enough that God intercedes and orders a contest.
Poof! Two fat heavily decked out desktop PC's appear and on the go signal, Jesus and Satan begin pounding the keyboards. Lines of code are streaming across the monitor screens in endless profusion and architectural symmetry. Disk drives begin smoking and Numlock key-lights flash eerily.
All at once a bolt of lightning flashes brightly with a loud accompanying BOOM and the power goes out and comes back on.
Satan is crushed. He wipes tears from his eyes, stammering, " I wwwwass...just about done,"
Jesus smiles, clicks on the Windows run icon. The PC logs onto the Heavenly T-3 intra-net connection, downloads 1600 megs of Gregorian chants from a monastery website in northern Spain, plays them in Dolby AC-3 stereo, while on the monitor are 3-D renderings in 2048 by 4096 pixels of the Sistine Chapel ceiling.
Satan is devastated.
God chuckles, points his finger at Satan and says, "Always remember... Jesus Saves."
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