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To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (342)	11/19/1996 11:05:00 AM
From: Robert Lawkins	of 62576

I am going straight to hell. At least it will be crowded there. Remember IT'S JUST A JOKE! Here goes... Fr. O'Riley wanted to go play golf but had to hear confessions. He asked the custodian Juan, to hear them for him. "But I don't know what to do Father," Juan said. "It's easy Juan. I have a cheat sheet in there. Just look up the sin and you get the corresponding pennance." Juan agrees and Father goes to play golf. The first sinner comes into the confessional, "Bless me father I committed adultry." Juan looks under "A" and sure enought "Adultry - 5 Our Fathers and 5 Hail Marys". The next sinner enters. "Bless me Father I stole from my company." Again, "Stealing - 3 Our Fathers and 3 Hail Marys". Then a third sinner enters. "Bless me Father, I committed anal sex." Juan looks under the "A"'s and can not find "Anal Sex". So, he opens the door to the confessional and sees Johnny, an alter boy. Juan asks Johnny, "Hey kid, what does father give for anal sex?" Johnny replies, "Usually, milk and cookies."

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