A man takes his wife to the doctor's office one day for her annual and
waits in the sitting room. An hour later, the doctor comes out and speaks to him. "Sir, I'm afraid there's been a mix-up. You see, before your wife went in, there was another woman in here having her
checkup too." "Well, we sort of got their records mixed-up now..."
"The problem is, one of these two women has Alzheimer's and the other
one has AIDS..."
The man, really worried now, then asks the doctor. "What should I do
now, Doc ?" To that the doctor replies. "Well, sir, what I would suggest is for you to drive your wife home now, and a couple of miles
before your house, drop her off on the street..." "...and if she finds her way back to your house, don't even think about fucking her again ! " |
