OK Ron, it was a bit dry, but as dry as dessicated rocks!? Let's dry another one :O)
A lad of twelve comes home from school acting very suspicious.
"what's wrong?" ask his mother.
"well mom, I had sex with my teacher today!" replied the kid.
"Johnny, how could you! Just wait till your father gets home!!" Yelled mom. "Now get up to your room!"
Dad comes home and mom proceeds to tell him of Johnny's adventures.
Dad runs upstairs to Johnny's room, closes the door, and asks his kid if it was true. "Yeah Dad, I had sex with my teacher."
"Well son, I have to admit, I had sex with my teacher too, but I was seventeen. Wow, I can't believe it, my son having sex with his teacher at age twelve!" beamed Dad. "You know son, am kinda proud of that!! I knew you were a chip of the old block! I think am gonna buy you a new bicycle! How's that!"
"Well, that's great Dad," replied Johnny. "But could you wait a few days before buying it, my rear end is kinda sore!" |
