Another animal joke:
FOUR MEN WERE BRAGGING ABOUT HOW SMART THEIR DOGS WERE. THE FIRST, AN ENGINEER, HAD A DOG NAMED "T SQUARE". THE SECOND, AN ACCOUNTANT, HAD A DOG NAMED "SLIDE RULE". THE 3RD, A CHEMIST, HAD A DOG NAMED "MEASURE", AND THE 4TH MAN WAS A UNION MEMBER.
TO SHOW OFF, THE ENGINEER CALLED HIS DOG & SAID "T SQUARE, DO YOUR STUFF". T SQUARE TROTTED OVER TO A DESK, TOOK SOME PAPER & A PEN AND PROMPTLY DREW A CIRCLE, A SQUARE AND A TRIANGLE. EVERYONE AGREED THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD, BUT THE ACCOUNTANT SAID HIS DOG COULD DO BETTER. HE CALLED HIS DOG AND SAID "SLIDE RULE, DO YOUR STUFF". SLIDE RULE WENT OUT INTO THE KITCHEN & RETURNED WITH A DOZEN COOKIES. HE DIVIDED THEM INTO 4 EQUAL PILES OF 3 EACH. EVERYONE THOUGHT THAT WAS GOOD, BUT THE CHEMIST SAID HIS DOG COULD DO BETTER. "MEASURE, DO YOUR STUFF", HE SAID, AND THE DOG GOT UP, WALKED OVER TO THE FRIDGE, TOOK OUT A QUART OF MILK, GOT A TEN OZ. GLASS FROM THE CUPBOARD, AND THEN POURED OUT EXACTLY 8 OZ. WITHOUT SPILLING A DROP. EVERYONE AGREED THAT WAS VERY GOOD.
THEN THEY TURNED TO THE UNION MEMBER AND SAID, "SO WHAT CAN YOUR DOG DO"? THE UNION MEMBER STOOD UP, CALLED HIS DOG AND SAID "COFFEE BREAK, DO YOUR STUFF". COFFEE BREAK JUMPED TO HIS FEET, ATE THE COOKIES, DRANK THE MILK, SHIT ON THE PAPER, FUCKED THE OTHER 3 DOGS, CLAIMED HE'D INJURED HIS BACK WHILE DOING SO, FILED A GRIEVANCE REPORT FOR UNSAFE WORKING CONDITIONS, PUT IN FOR WORKERS' COMPENSATION, AND WENT HOME ON SICK LEAVE. |
